I wish I were a bear

If I were to ever be reincarnated, I would like to come back as a bear. I could curl up into my own fat, snuggle up and sleep for 6 months! Wake up and it's warm...I do not like it being so cold :(


Anonymous said...

You could become a manatee, have lots of fat and live year round in warm water. But you'd have to watch out for the boat propellers.

Kristin said...

Well now don't you think I thought of that and that's why I didn't write "I wish I were a manatee"

Anonymous said...

You previously admitted that you did not think of that fact that bears eat salmon, so why should I think you thought of manatees?