It's an emergency....or at least it better be. I got a phone call from someone we'll call....Devin. He lives in a magical land called Nohio where everyone tries to escape and move to South Carolina. Nohio has obviously sucked in Devin and he can't escape. He decides to call me at 10:55 pm on Thursday night. This is how the voicemail goes:
Devin: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Call me back right away. It's really really really really really really really really really important. It must be resolved within 7 days or bad things will happen. Call me back.
What could possibly be so bad in Nohio, you ask?? He ran out of Duke's mayonnaise and apparently bad things will happen if Devin does not get more Duke's in 7 days.
1 comment:
Dude, you should really just send him the Duke's or bad things might happen to ME!
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