Studying is lame

So I studied for a little bit...while watching Jeopardy. C'mon it was Jeopardy. You never know what questions will come up so it may help me study more. It didn't tonight but one day, that show is going to come in handy. The Biggest Loser is on now and I've never watched that show any other season but I kinda like it. It was between TBL and the new 90210. I went for TBL...will Coleen and Jerry lose 2.4%? Or will they go home????? I have to watch and see. So no studying for me :) Besides with the stuff the test is over I'm not sure that studying will help at all. I got the first half of the information down pat. The other half? Not so much...acytelcholine? Who needs to know about that? Not I!

priorities

Oh no! What ever will I do? Dancing with the Stars is having a 3 night premiere...but it interferes with The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother. And THEN! As though that werent' bad enough, on Thursday Grey's Anatomy is having a 2 hour premiere but Survivor is on too! And I actually know someone (kinda sorta...I ran with her. Well more behind her. Way behind her. And only like 3 times or whatever but still!) on Survivor. I don't know anyone on Grey's. What will I do? Oh yeah and I have a really hard test on Thursday. Pharmacology. ugh. Not sure how I'm going to fit studying in. She really should have consulted the new fall tv schedule before moving this test up.

What's the common link?

What do the following have in common? Overweight white men, overweight black women, midgets and female body builders. Not a single one of them look good in shiny silver spandex. Alas I'm watching "Hole in the Wall" the new Fox "hit" show...basically you and your two teammates form your body to fit thru the hole in the moving wall. If you break the wall or fall into the pool of water, you get no points. I was wondering if they alter the walls for the midgets...it doesn't seem fair to make the head hole 6 ft high.
And really Brooke Burns? I know your career isn't so hot but "Hole in the Wall"?

Evie

My dog is gross. She is so picky that she won't eat hot dogs until she can sniff them for a few minutes to make sure they are safe. And if a stranger gives her a dog bone, she won't eat it. But yet when I clip my toenails (they were really long) she devours the clippings. Ugh. And then she wants to come kiss my face. Double ugh.

OMG! Could the rumor be true!?!?!

Britney's Back!


Is Britney really back? Could she be going on tour? Is my world now complete?

I was going to put a poll on here about if Britney was going on tour, would you go see her in concert but I'm pretty sure that absolutely everyone that reads this would respond with a resounding NO and Brit does not need your negativity.

Well I can finally stop saving for butt implants!

The newest product is a butt bra and it enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy. Beyonce, you better watch out, my butt is going to look better than yours!

And just in case those dont' work I can always pick up foam OR silicone butt pads!!!

The world is doomed...

So, here I am, walking confidently up to the Starbucks counter inside B & N and say "I'd like a venti raspberry italian soda with whipped cream"...I wait for the attendant to scurry away and start on my order but instead he stares blankly at me and says "We don't have those anymore" WHHHHHAAAAATTT?!?!?! What has this world come to?
Everyone is so concerned with change this election season that they have done away with my favorite drink. I am sad :(
Oh, and Mr. Starbucks man? You could have been a little more tender in your delivery. No need to be condescending to the non-coffee drinkers.