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Studying is lame

So I studied for a little bit...while watching Jeopardy. C'mon it was Jeopardy. You never know what questions will come up so it may help me study more. It didn't tonight but one day, that show is going to come in handy. The Biggest Loser is on now and I've never watched that show any other season but I kinda like it. It was between TBL and the new 90210. I went for TBL...will Coleen and Jerry lose 2.4%? Or will they go home????? I have to watch and see. So no studying for me :) Besides with the stuff the test is over I'm not sure that studying will help at all. I got the first half of the information down pat. The other half? Not so much...acytelcholine? Who needs to know about that? Not I!

priorities

Oh no! What ever will I do? Dancing with the Stars is having a 3 night premiere...but it interferes with The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother. And THEN! As though that werent' bad enough, on Thursday Grey's Anatomy is having a 2 hour premiere but Survivor is on too! And I actually know someone (kinda sorta...I ran with her. Well more behind her. Way behind her. And only like 3 times or whatever but still!) on Survivor. I don't know anyone on Grey's. What will I do? Oh yeah and I have a really hard test on Thursday. Pharmacology. ugh. Not sure how I'm going to fit studying in. She really should have consulted the new fall tv schedule before moving this test up.

What's the common link?

What do the following have in common? Overweight white men, overweight black women, midgets and female body builders. Not a single one of them look good in shiny silver spandex. Alas I'm watching "Hole in the Wall" the new Fox "hit" show...basically you and your two teammates form your body to fit thru the hole in the moving wall. If you break the wall or fall into the pool of water, you get no points. I was wondering if they alter the walls for the midgets...it doesn't seem fair to make the head hole 6 ft high.
And really Brooke Burns? I know your career isn't so hot but "Hole in the Wall"?

Evie

My dog is gross. She is so picky that she won't eat hot dogs until she can sniff them for a few minutes to make sure they are safe. And if a stranger gives her a dog bone, she won't eat it. But yet when I clip my toenails (they were really long) she devours the clippings. Ugh. And then she wants to come kiss my face. Double ugh.

OMG! Could the rumor be true!?!?!

Britney's Back!


Is Britney really back? Could she be going on tour? Is my world now complete?

I was going to put a poll on here about if Britney was going on tour, would you go see her in concert but I'm pretty sure that absolutely everyone that reads this would respond with a resounding NO and Brit does not need your negativity.

Well I can finally stop saving for butt implants!

The newest product is a butt bra and it enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy. Beyonce, you better watch out, my butt is going to look better than yours!

And just in case those dont' work I can always pick up foam OR silicone butt pads!!!

The world is doomed...

So, here I am, walking confidently up to the Starbucks counter inside B & N and say "I'd like a venti raspberry italian soda with whipped cream"...I wait for the attendant to scurry away and start on my order but instead he stares blankly at me and says "We don't have those anymore" WHHHHHAAAAATTT?!?!?! What has this world come to?
Everyone is so concerned with change this election season that they have done away with my favorite drink. I am sad :(
Oh, and Mr. Starbucks man? You could have been a little more tender in your delivery. No need to be condescending to the non-coffee drinkers.

Obviously I didn't blow away...

So the storm was a breeze last night (haha...get it...wind...breeze, hehehe). We didn't lose power and it sounded a little windy but it didn't cause any damage. As for why I did not have a hurricane party: I dont' want a bunch of drunk people stuck at my house and can't leave. I did receive 2 offers to go to other people's houses...1 got cancelled because she lives downtown which floods very easily and I'm thinking she didnt' want people stuck there either. The other offer was to go more inland but again, the prospect of being stuck there was undesirable. Plus I'm not sure he had the most honorable intentions with the invite. It was just me and Evie riding the storm out and we survived.
So Heather, why might one want to have a hurricane party?
1)You don't have to be alone and stuck in your house for however long.
2)You'll probably get drunk enough (ahem...Kevin) to forget about the hurricane.
3)You could play a really good game of hide-and-seek when the power went out. Just remember to watch out for the coffee table. It'll do a number on your knees.

Why would one NOT want to have a hurricane party?
1)You are stuck with these people for however long the storm lasts.
2)Vomiting...and no power/water to get rid of the smell.
3)People pass out and make that hide-and-seek game much more challenging when you try to run. That could go under both a + and a -

Hanna update

So far it's been pretty uneventful. I still have power so I was able to find out once again that I am NOT smarter than a fifth grader (though in my defense I only missed 2 questions and they were both history)...I also watched the Da Vinci Code...and didn't do any homework!
It has been raining a lot, which hasnt' made Evie want to go outside much. The local news says to expect between 3-7 inches of rainfall. My yard (both front and back) have standing water already, so tomorrow should be nice and fun for Evie. Lots of mud for her. Good thing I have coupons for a free bath for her! Winds are not too bad yet. She's expected to hit land around 12:30 am so we'll see...I'll be asleep and dont' wake up for much so I probably won't have any exciting updates. Unless you want to hear my dreams :)

I"m ready for ya Hanna!

So no clue as to how badly the storm will hit or if it even will. Here's what's been going on: First it was coming straight for us. Then it was going more north. Then it was set to hit Wilmington. Then it didn't turn like expected so as of the latest I heard (about an hour ago) the eye is expected to hit somewhere between Charleston and Georgetown. We should get the west side of the storm (the better side to get) and just experience strong winds and rain. I got everything but the wheelbarrow in the shed (not moving it, scared there are black widows underneath it) so no projectile's in the yard. The car is full of gas, phone is fully charged, and candles are out with a lighter in case of power loss. The only thing left to do is sit and wait...

OMG! It's almost that time again!!!!

Rose (I'd already forgotten her name) is pregnant! Izzy and scruffy guy whose name I always forget sleep together! George is appalled! Derek proposes to Meredith! Ack! I can't wait another 3 weeks!

A special message...

Haikus are way fun!
But not worth 2 weeks of blog!
Time to post Heather...

Doesn't anybody care about black people???? Oh wait! Diddy does!

Seriously Diddy (I won't call you by your slave name, Sean Combs)? What does it matter if black people or crackheads live in Alaska? And really...Michelle Obama should be McCain's running mate? Now that seems like a conflict of interest to me! And why are you filming this video on a merry-go-round. And she's the governer of Alaska...not sure if you know this P(I feel like we're on a first name basis now)...but there are Eskimos out there and I'm pretty sure some black people. That's some diversity for ya. And quit saying there's no black people or crackheads in Alaska...and sending people out with millions of dollars to the polls...that's illegal!!!! (I think...sure isn't very ethical if nothing else). So P...in conclusion I don't think black people and crackheads (I sure hope not the crackheads!) are the future of America. I think that today's children (...didn't Diddy ever learn that song...red or yellow, black or white...you know, that one) are the future of America! So P...go hang out with Kanye and come up with someone else who doesn't care about black people, because this one is really lame!

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=5701173

Creepy, much?

Corpse Kept Upright for 3-Day Wake
AP
posted: 12 DAYS 23 HOURS AGO

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (Aug. 19) - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing."
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish.
Medina was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.